rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

rhydonmyhardon:

needless to say I didn’t show him my “eggroll”

rhydonmyhardon:

needless to say I didn’t show him my “eggroll”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

on the back is written “you monster”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

on the back is written “you monster”

blameaspartame:

the search is on

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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